Thursday, February 14, 2008

All Rights Reserved

Here is one visitor that has no redeeming features in my book.



  • All Mole Crickets unwelcome
  • If you're mother was a Mole Cricket you're unwelcome
  • If you're father fraternised with a Mole Cricket you're unwelcome
  • If you resemble a Mole Cricket you're unwelcome
  • If you're long distant cousin resembles a Mole Cricket you're unwelcome
  • If you live in a Mole Cricket hole you're unwelcome
  • If you know a Mole Cricket you're unwelcome
  • If you smell of Mole Cricket you're unwelcome
  • If you wear Mole Cricket brown you've got bad taste, and you're unwelcome
  • Even if you're a dead Mole cricket you still give me the kreeps so take your aura elsewhere!

3 comments:

Freshly Found said...

I AGREE whole-heartedly! We used to have them when we lived in Gauteng, but we don't seem to get them here in Durbs!

Gustav said...

Wow. The bug farming going well, then?

Heather Moore said...

Eek! Never heard of 'em, but don't like 'em!